“I thought that maybe the Muslim women, instead of wearing the head-to-toe burka thing, they could wear Disney character suits. So that way, they’re covered, and it’s a little more fun.” Bit by bit, the best of Just for Laughs.
12 ways to get sold. 12 ways to get conned. 12 kinds of ads.
“There once was a girl named Lenore / And a bird and a bust and a door / And a guy with depression / And a whole lot of questions / And the bird always says ‘Nevermore.’ Famous Poems Rewritten as Limericks.
Uhh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. A Whole Nude World.
“The error – the heresy – is to think that the entire purpose of education is to get you a better job: that the entire function of an individual life is to make as much money as possible. No one said to me, read Finnegans Wake and you’ll make a bloody fortune; that’s the whole point of reading the damn thing.” Education is supposed to make you rich, not wealthy.
“The freak show that became [Lex] Luger’s life nearly killed him. The man who made millions, flew in private jets and lived in mansions is now dead broke, sleeps on a used bed and keeps his clothes in neat piles on the floor.” Want to know what happened to your favorite wrestling stars? It’s not going to be pretty. Wrestling can leave lives on the ropes.
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